Tuesday, December 30, 2008

"Welcome Fatties"

This is a funny sketch from a TV show over in Britain!!

Have you ever been to a meeting like this before? I HAVE!!!
I went to a Weight Watchers meeting one time where EVERYONE there was skinny, and no one had ever been over a size 8!!! WTF? It was on the Upper East Side....a bunch of skinny white chicks complaining about there "fat" bodies!!!

Watch and enjoy!! It's just for fun!!!

Monday, December 29, 2008

I am a MOVIE STAR!!! :) LOL

I have a feature role in a new film called "PUSH" that is playing at SUNDANCE!!! YES, it is at SUNDANCE!!! I am so excited about it!!!!

Read this article about the movie...and make sure you go and check it out when it comes to theaters.....


Tuesday, December 23, 2008


Many people ask me what the title of my blog means.
Why am I tired of being a fat girl, with a cute face?

Well, this evening I was on my way to a Weight Watchers meeting, and as I am walking to my car, I pass a truck with two guys in it. One of them shouts out to me: "Whata' G'Waan Babes....me like your size!" (Yep, he was Jamaican of course).
I looked at him like he was crazy, and then he said to me "Your face look nice!"

See, shit like that irritates me. Why can't i just be cute? Why you gotta point out that my face is cute. How would you feel if someone walked up to you and said "Damn, you have a gorgeous eye lash. No, not all of your lashes....just that one, sticking out on the end..about to fall into you eye ball...that one lash..it is amazing!" Sounds Stupid Right?

Anyway to add insult to injury, I gained 4 pounds! Now, I have not been following the program....I will admit that..but 4 POUNDS!!! WTF!!!

My meeting leader asked me what have I been doing since October (my last meeting)...I told her EATING!

She also asked me what size or weight did I want to be? I told her I was not sure, but I think I want to be a 10! I think girls that wear a size 10 are so cute....but who knows.

I know that my favorite skinny girl stores are BEBE, BCBG, and ARDEN B.

I looked on their sites and checked out the size charts!!
My current body is literally OFF THE CHARTS! I can not even get one of my titties in a shirt at these stores....but hopefully by the end of 2009 I will be able to!!!

Okay....when I start working out at Lucille Roberts, the first thing I am going to do is have trainer there measure my chest, waist and hips.

CHEST 39 38 37
WAIST 30 30.5 28.5
THIGHS 40.5 40.5 40.5

Well, I got a LONG way to go!!!!

In the meantime, here are 3 outfits from BEBE that I can't wait to buy when I am a size 10!

Monday, December 8, 2008

I am a COVER GIRL!!! Check me out!

Who said that BIG GIRLS can't be cover girls?

I am on the cover of Solid Women's Magazine for December 2008, and I am excited about it! What a way to take the year out with a BANG!! This is obviously setting the tone for how my new year is going to be!!! 2009 is my year!!!

Thank you so much to Keya Odom, owner and founder of SWM.

Read the article and tell me what you think!!!